We just got back for a crayfish party.
You rip apart these poor little creatures,
eat their meat and drink a lot (I’m totally wasted). The fun really begins when the American at the table is sickened by the poop canal.
I had a great idea. Stop motion movie remakes with crayfish. Crayfish “Showgirls” Crayfish “Valley of the Dolls” Crayfish “Charlie’s Angels 2: Full Throttle.” The possibilities are endless.
4 Comments
September 9, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Please explain: “poop canal”? Or don’t I want to know?
September 9, 2007 at 7:24 pm
well it’s a long tube that runs lengthwise down the crayfish’s body in which the fecal matter is transported and expelled. You remove this before eating. Yeah, you probably didn’t want to know.
September 9, 2007 at 9:14 pm
hello heartburn,
just dropped by to check out the latest entry in our blog…
hope all is well, crayfish eater.
peace.
September 9, 2007 at 9:15 pm
your blog… *sigh*